22 September 1998

Hi, all
Just a little humor to lighten the load.
Rating: Very G
Don't own 'em, don't want to. High maintence kinda guys.

Ecolea [eclectic99@mindspring.com]

Fox Mulder and Walter Skinner went on camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Skinner said: "Mulder, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Mulder said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Skinner: "And what does that tell you?"

Mulder: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets filled with life. In terms of Philosophy, it tells me that the Universe is vast and that we are small and insignificant creatures by comparison. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, Walter? What does it tell you?"

Skinner: "You forgot to pack our tent.".

Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

        "The Affirmations for Personal Growth"
                author unknown