Intro Info
Category: Slash, Humour. PG13 for M/M stuff.
Spoilers: None
Summary: M/Sk-ish, humorous, very short fluff. My birthday present for Xanthe.
Disclaimer: Chris Carter, 1013, and Fox own the X-Files, not me.
November 1998

Disciplinary Procedures
by Halrloprillalar

"Agent Mulder, you disobeyed my direct order."

"Yes sir, I did."

"And would you like to explain why?"

"With all due respect sir, your order was really stupid."

"Stupid? What about that order seemed 'stupid' to you?"

"Well, sir, it was the opposite of what I thought."

"I see...Mulder, do you realise the consequences of calling a superior's order 'stupid'?"

"I hope so, sir."

"The ruler is in the drawer. Get it out, then drop your pants and lean over the desk."

"Did you get some new office supplies? This ruler looks really springy."

"Just shut up, Mulder, and bend over."

*thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack*

"Oh, God, that's good, sir...Walter...can I call you Walter?"

"No." *thwack* *thwack* "Six more for inappropriate familiarity with a superior while being disciplined."

*thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack*

"Please, Assistant Director Skinner, sir, may I have some more?"

"You may not. We're done here."

"Done already? We hardly started!"

"Well, I'm tired of always having to be Skinner," Scully said. "When's it my turn to be Mulder?"

Holly put her dark head to one side. "OK, you be Mulder and I'll be Krycek."

"Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again. I'd still have to do all the work."

"Tell you what, Dana, as a special treat, you be Skinner and I'll show you how I beat him up that time..."

Scully shivered in anticipation. This was definitely worth the wait.


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